Category Archives: Entertainment News

Whoa, OK, hold on – Bieber Nation Update: #CutForBieber

President Obama recently gave a press conference, I believe the point of which was to ¬†nominate former Senator Chuck Hagel for the position of Secretary of Defense. I did not watch the conference or read any reports about it, but … Continue reading

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Kate Middleton threw up.

Has everybody read this 619-word New York Daily News article¬†about Kate Middleton vomiting? No, of course not. Young people don’t care to stay informed anymore. They’re too busy reading Kim Kardashian tweets about shoes designed for cartoon characters to give … Continue reading

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Ruffalo ruffalo Ruffalo ruffalo ruffalo ruffalo Ruffalo ruffalo

It’s important to set goals for yourself, blags. I set little goals for myself every day. For example, don’t have another cocktail tonight. Et cetera. They don’t always work out, but that’s sometimes down to a lack of positive reinforcement … Continue reading

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The MailBLAG: Cageaholism

Dear mailblags, This episode of Dear MailBLAG comes from a loyal reader (I assume) who has kind of a bullshit white people problem that I think we can all relate to. Take it away: Blag [sic]: It is not uncommon … Continue reading

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