Tag Archives: alcohol

The gentleman’s guide to how much you should drink at different things

It might seem like I haven’t written any posts in a while to you folks out there who aren’t me. Nothing could be further (farther? father?) from the truth. I write posts all the time. In fact, I’ve written some … Continue reading

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The mudslide mix already has alcohol in it.

Huh?! What? Who are you? What are you doing in here? Oh, sorry. It’s just you, thousands of readers. BLAG just woke up. Sorry. How long was I asleep for? Twenty-one days? Are you serious? Who let me do that? … Continue reading

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From Bo$ton to £ondon and back again

It’s a beautiful spring day in New England today, blags. The temperature has been hovering somewhere around 60 degrees Fahrenheit all day, windows are open, birds are chirping, and I can hear dogs happily fighting one another outside. They’re so … Continue reading

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Reading this blog will make Jesus Christ take you to Heaven.

Somewhere on my brain, there’s a brutal little fold of material that looks kind of like my dad and is telling me that working at 7 on a Friday night is a good thing. My first impulse is to kill that fold with alcohol, but that’s exactly what my father would do … Continue reading

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