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Rejected submission: Gulden’s mustard commercial

As a man ages, he realizes that he must give up childish pursuits. As my rapid, chronological descent into adulthood brings me ever closer to sobering reality, I am forced to confront such wisdom. Once upon a time, I enjoyed … Continue reading

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Introducing: BLAG Design Solutions

Dear blags, Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, American youngsters had big dreams: “I want to move to Hollywood and be a star.” “I want to become an astronaut, and explore the stars.” “I want to … Continue reading

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The gentleman’s guide to how much you should drink at different things

It might seem like I haven’t written any posts in a while to you folks out there who aren’t me. Nothing could be further (farther? father?) from the truth. I write posts all the time. In fact, I’ve written some … Continue reading

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Art in Rear-view: “Diamonds” by Rihanna

Sometimes it takes a good 5-6 months to really digest a piece of art. After all, scholars are still talking about great works like Picasso’s Guernica, Munch’s The Scream, and Wes Craven’s Scream 4 (aka Scre4m). So there’s absolutely no … Continue reading

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The mudslide mix already has alcohol in it.

Huh?! What? Who are you? What are you doing in here? Oh, sorry. It’s just you, thousands of readers. BLAG just woke up. Sorry. How long was I asleep for? Twenty-one days? Are you serious? Who let me do that? … Continue reading

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SportsBLAG: Beyoncé Roundup

Well, I asked your opinions on the Facebook fan page and, after doing some light math, you voted overwhelmingly in a 2:1 ratio that I do a write-up on Beyoncé, following her exceptional performance at the Super Bowl on Sunday. But what … Continue reading

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An open letter to ‘blag2point0’

The following is an open letter to the beast behind “blag2point0“: Dear Fiend, First, let me say that whatever kind of sick pleasure you take from emulating me is very flattering. This really is a dream come true. Having said … Continue reading

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‘Wrong Window’: A horror story for the modern teen

Before I get started, let’s bullshit a little bit. How are you doing? OK, that’s enough. With summer right around the corner, on a long enough timeline, thoughts drift to idyllic summer campfires, telling scary camp stories. Remember those, from … Continue reading

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Yelp Review: Refried bean quesadillas

It’s time again for another installment of “Yelp Reviews for Parts of My Life,” which would almost definitely be better titled “Me Reviewing Stuff I Tried to Cook for Myself.” But, you know what they say about branding: stick with … Continue reading

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BLAG tries guns

This past weekend I took a break from exercising my first amendment rights and instead focused on something far more important: exercising my second amendment rights. The right to keep and bear arms is an indispensable part of the American … Continue reading

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