Tag Archives: god

Rejected submission: Gulden’s mustard commercial

As a man ages, he realizes that he must give up childish pursuits. As my rapid, chronological descent into adulthood brings me ever closer to sobering reality, I am forced to confront such wisdom. Once upon a time, I enjoyed … Continue reading

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Excerpt from my new sitcom-novella, ‘The Odd Couple Who Are Also Both One God’

Happy Easter, everybody. As a small celebration, I here present to you a short excerpt from my forthcoming sitcom-novella, “The Odd Couple Who Are Also Both One God.” It’s about two guys who decide to save money by living together, … Continue reading

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Introducing: BLAG Design Solutions

Dear blags, Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, American youngsters had big dreams: “I want to move to Hollywood and be a star.” “I want to become an astronaut, and explore the stars.” “I want to … Continue reading

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BLAG tries guns

This past weekend I took a break from exercising my first amendment rights and instead focused on something far more important: exercising my second amendment rights. The right to keep and bear arms is an indispensable part of the American … Continue reading

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The journey/al begins

[My travel comrade and I] both fancy ourselves writer types, so I figured having this girly little diary would be a good way to pass the time while we’re sitting, drinking, and not watching football. Yes, I am going to … Continue reading

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