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Z-Day preparedness and your sex life (for men)

Blags, today I will begin with the assumption that a man’s level of preparedness for a zombie outbreak is directly proportional to how wild he drives women, in a more:more fashion. How and why can I assume this? The how … Continue reading

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On the complexities and vagaries of women

Fear not, blags — while it has been about a month since my last post, I return to you now, beaten, bloodied, and wearing the sweat of my travails proudly and yes, stinkily, because sweat smells (even metaphorical sweat). It … Continue reading

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The MailBLAG: Problems in Australia

G’day mates – It’s time for a very special edition of The MailBLAG. So, pour yourself a donkey pint, throw a shrimp on a plastic doll for some reason, sharpen your metallic, post-apocalyptic child’s boomerang and get to ranking your … Continue reading

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The Dark Optimist’s Manifesto and why I’m (probably) not the worst human being that ever lived

G’d’evening BLAGosphere, A quick post today that will likely disappoint, but I need to clear some things up before I move forward with BLAG. In fact, it truly breaks my heart to do this. I fell into BLAGwriting for a … Continue reading

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Blocks, Rocks, Memories.

‘Evening Blag Hags, I was thinking to myself today, “You know what not enough bloggers do these days? Write about themselves and how they feel about stuff.” Well, boy oh boy, are all of you in for a true gift. … Continue reading

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